Diary of a real girl (Bitch)

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: stuffertystuffstuff

Maria Hill wants it to be acknowledged that Agent Coulson’s “death” was traumatic for everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D and that grief affects everyone differently. As such, all S.H.I.E.L.D personnel are to stop performing dramatic reenactments of her reaction to the news. Immediately. 

No matter how hilarious and accurate they are.]

art appreciation → gabriele dell’otto

(Source: captainsulus)

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: 221cbakerstreet, slightly-bovverd, madgeekyworld, & Josh (OH MY GOD, THERE WAS A LOT OF STUFFING INNUENDO. YOU ARE ALL FIVE YEAR OLDS.)

It is inappropriate for Agent Stark to convince Agent Rogers that the Thanksgiving tradition of “stuffing the turkey” has drastically changed in the past 70 years, and to say that if Agent Rogers is a true “gosh darn American” he must cover himself in feathers and “prepare to be stuffed.”

In addition, any jokes referencing Capt. Rogers and Stark ‘stuffing’ each other will not be tolerated. Anyone discussing Capt. Rogers’ fondness for sausage stuffing in an untoward manner will find themselves spending the holiday at the kiddie table with Agent Wilson, who will be provided with all of the pumpkin pie and jello molds he can eat.

In fact, ANY references to ‘stuffing’ that do not involve a turkey will be considered sexual harassment, regardless of context.]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my North American Followers

fumettimarvel:

danhacker:

EW’s Official ‘Avengers’ Stills

It seems most people are in agreement that EW’s ‘Avengers’ cover is a prime example of terrible photoshopping. At least EW’s “official” ‘Avengers’ stills make up for that awful cove. I can’t wait for a scene with Black Widow and Hawkeye just dropping people Skrulls with deadly accuracy. I will also take any opprotunity between now and the release of ‘The Avengers’ to post pictures of Scarlett Johansson in that fantastic Black Widow costume.

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(via antonjorch)