[Submitted by: 221cbakerstreet, slightly-bovverd, madgeekyworld, & Josh (OH MY GOD, THERE WAS A LOT OF STUFFING INNUENDO. YOU ARE ALL FIVE YEAR OLDS.)
It is inappropriate for Agent Stark to convince Agent Rogers that the Thanksgiving tradition of “stuffing the turkey” has drastically changed in the past 70 years, and to say that if Agent Rogers is a true “gosh darn American” he must cover himself in feathers and “prepare to be stuffed.”
In addition, any jokes referencing Capt. Rogers and Stark ‘stuffing’ each other will not be tolerated. Anyone discussing Capt. Rogers’ fondness for sausage stuffing in an untoward manner will find themselves spending the holiday at the kiddie table with Agent Wilson, who will be provided with all of the pumpkin pie and jello molds he can eat.
In fact, ANY references to ‘stuffing’ that do not involve a turkey will be considered sexual harassment, regardless of context.]