Diary of a real girl (Bitch)

rubsimusmaximus:

Sir, I’m going to have to kindly ask you to stop. You’re causing women to “can’t even” and your existence has been known to cause destruction of ovaries and unnaturally high hopes for men. The bow tie has increased these symptoms and cannot be allowed to continue. Thank you.

(Source: eastcollins, via yourfandomsucks)